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Why is your stuff so vulgar and disgusting?You're in the wrong place Karen.....
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How do I make a complaint?You can't, no one cares, piss off
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How long is shipping?Fuck knows! It depends where you are in the world I guess - once you've popped in your address, hopefully it will tell you. Otherwise, have a little patience!
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Can I return my item and get a refund?If we fucked up and sent you the wrong order or your purchase is damaged then yes, of course. But, if you've just changed your mind for no reason then no, this is not fucking Tesco
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Where is your shipping and shop policies?Alright Janet, chill out, I'm getting to it, ok! Dick.
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